The Marvellous DB2 10

The Lyrics of DB2 10 Song by Roger Miller

When I was just a wee little lad, full of health and then
IBM came to me one day and gave me DB2 10.
A wonder to behold it was, with many features bright.
The moment I laid eyes on it, it became my heart’s delight.

It went zIIP CPU and faster too and helped me time to tell.
It came out of the box, saved CPU and work, and did it very well.

It first marched left and then marched right, and then marched under a chair.
And when I looked around again, it wasn’t even there.
I started to cry, but my DBA laughed, for she knew that I would find
When I turned around again, my DB2 10 was chugging up behind.

It went zIIP CPU and faster too and helped me time to tell.
It came out of the box, saved CPU and work, and did it very well.

Well, the years have gone by too quickly, it seems, and I’m mentoring new women and men.
And yesterday I gave to them the marvellous DB2 10.
Their eyes nearly popped right out of their heads.
And they gave a squeal of glee.
Not one of us know just what it is, but they love it, just like me.

It still goes zIIP CPU and faster too and helps us time to tell.
It came out of the box, saved CPU and work, and did it very well.